While they were fighting...
The Boss
Showed Up.
Archibald Brown and Jean Phil have spent all this time fighting over who's in charge. Nobody bothered to ask Reggie.
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The Beef
Combatant — West
Jean
Jean
Phil
Believes he is the main character
Boss's noteEntertainment value: adequate.
VS
cute.
Combatant — East
Archibald
Archibald
Brown
Also believes he is the main character
Boss's noteKeep going. Don't stop on my account.
Two men.
One feud.
Zero discernible reason
for any of this.
One feud.
Zero discernible reason
for any of this.
All morning, the internet watched Archibald Brown and Jean Phil go back and forth.
Reggie watched too.
Not because he cared.
Because it was fucking hilarious.
Then everything changed.
Reggie BlackEnteredThe Chat.
Brown had a rival.
Phil had an enemy.
Neither realized they had a boss.
The Big BossApproved — by himself
For immediate releaseOfficial Statement
From The Boss
I have reviewed the Brown–Phil situation.
Both parties are embarrassing themselves.
Please continue.
Addendum
"The beef has been fantastic for morale."
Brown has Phil.Phil has Brown.Everybody has a problem.
ReggieHas Both.
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